TAD/Vex | Genderfluid | Asexual | Zu alt für dem Quatsch

If you need to know one thing about me, it's that I curse like the lovechild of a sailor and a marine.

Other than that, I'm pretty nice, but I don't really know how to words. Which is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

If you want me to tag something, I will. I just have a hard time doing it of my own accord.


Other stuff:
  • My craptastic art
  • Reblogged from ruderising  3 Anmerkungen

    hi hELLo tHerE, aRe YOu gUiLDLesS??@?

    ruderising:

    (Yes, this is an annoying guild advertisement spam post feel free to skip over.)

    LONG STORY SHORT:

    I found a roleplay guild like two days ago and it’s really cool. Futuristic fantasy type genre. Honestly I didn’t expect to find a decent RP guild at all. There are hardly any that suit my tastes anymore or have the right literacy requirements.

    But then one day (Friday) I recieved a mysterious note…in neomail form.

    IT SAID: Hey, I’m Opal! I’m here to shamelessly show you my roleplay. It’s lit-lit+, modern fantasy/post-apocalyptic, and involves things like humans and fairies and hiveminds trying to eat people. Yay.
    More info: /~Whisperdark
    I’m here for any questions you have, and am totally at your disposal.
    Thank you for your time and I’ll be lurking in case you need me for some reason or another.”

    The members are super nice and just overall lovely. ;u; So if you’re looking for a roleplay guild with a fancy/scary name like Pathogen, reply/reblog this post or send me an ask! You can also stop by our forum chatbox and ask us any questions! Ya know, like if we really know what we’re doing or if we sniffed magic markers as children, stuff like that.

    Web: http://www.neopets.com/~Whisperdark

    Forum: http://pathogen.boards.net/

    Reblogged from ghostyfelix  242.915 Anmerkungen

    sherlockedbadwolf24601:

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    missmonstermel:

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    twohourartist:

    isitsafe:

    fandomsbecrazy:

    oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

    This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

    She obviously needs help.

    Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

    and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

    You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

    with goat or lamb blood,

    and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

    This is great way to to teach your child early on

    about geometry and foreign languages.

    Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

    dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

    Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

    She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

    Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

    There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

    If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

    Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

    I love everything about this post

    only on tumblr